She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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