Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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