Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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