The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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