Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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