you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
