The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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