I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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