Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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