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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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