Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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