Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Non-Jews are for practice
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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