just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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