took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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