I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
