Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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