It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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