i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I want to be your penis for a week.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
