I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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