Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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