you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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