Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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