Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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