I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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