i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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