Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I think i got beer on your cat.
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