Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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