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you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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