i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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