Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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