i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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