:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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