people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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