just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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