brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
