Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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