I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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