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I look better un-naked...
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Vodka?
Forever.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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