OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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