I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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