spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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