id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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