its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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