What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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