yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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