I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Randomize
