I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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