If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
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