all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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