dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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