what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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