Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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