I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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