it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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