so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
