Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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