yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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