it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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