it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
